SAYS COSMO’S OWNER: “Check out his belly when he’s done! Our 8-week-old French bulldog puppy Cosmo was SO thirsty the day we first got him. I even had time to use the restroom while he was drinking”
Entries from January 2008
Uh-huh. Yup. Ya Think?
January 30, 2008 · Leave a Comment
MAN SHOWS UP at the Pearly Gates and meets Peter.
“Have you ever done anything particularly good?” Peter asks.
“Well, I can think of probably one thing,” the man replies. “Once, on a trip in the Black Hills of South Dakota, I came across a gang of ugly bikers threatening a young woman. I told them to back off and leave her alone, but they wouldn’t listen. So I found the biggest and ugliest biker there and cut loose with a hard right to his head. I kicked his bike over, then ripped out his nose ring and threw it in the dirt. ‘Leave her alone,’ I yelled at him, ‘or I’ll make you sorry you were ever born.’”
“So when did this happen?” Peter asked.
“Just a couple of minutes ago.”
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Tower of Babel, Part II
January 30, 2008 · Leave a Comment
WHEN COMPLETED in 2010, the Burj Dubai, below, will be far and away the tallest man-made structure on earth, at about 2684 feet: over a half mile tall!
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Inquiring Mind Wants to Know
January 28, 2008 · Leave a Comment
WHY DO SOME CRIMES take place in “broad daylight”? What makes daylight broad? Just how broad is it? Is there another type called “narrow daylight”?
“The drug kingpin was gunned down in narrow daylight.” Well………
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